Students Say the Darndest Things- Volume 8

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I am so very thankful that one post I created a few months back showcasing the humor of my kiddos has turned in to an entire series on my blog. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy hearing them in the moment and rushing to a piece of paper to jot it down!

Stop in to read other funny moments in the series (Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5, Volume 6, and Volume 7)!

Drum Roll Please….  Here we go!

 

One Liners:

  • S: Ms Schultek, this book has bad words in it. I mean it has words I didn’t even know until now.
  • S: My brother fell and got scraped here…here… and here. It was gross. I mean you could see his meat!

 

Conversations:

  • T:  Are you day dreaming? S: Yes! How’d you know? T: Just a hunch…
  • S: Ms. Schultek, do you know what is really, Really, REALLY itchy?  T: What? Your sweater?  S: No, my weave.
  • S: I like Porsches. My mom almost died once. T: Wow, that was random. I hope your mom is okay. S: Oh yea, she’s fine. That was a long time ago. I like the red ones.
  • T: What is this animal called? S: A water chicken. T: Um, actually this is called a duck.

 

Background Information Needed:

  • S: Man, oh man, am I full! I think I won’t be able to learn the rest of today
  • S: Can we have a running marathon day? I need me some of that.
  • It’s so hot out here I am dying a serious death
  • S: Can I be excused? I need to pass some gas.   T: At least you’re polite!

 

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What is the funniest comment you have heard a child say? Please share!

About the author, Gretchen

I am a teacher trainer and coach. Working elbow to elbow with teachers and teacher leaders to ensure instructional proficiency and student achievement soar lights me up. We have a real need in our nation for strong educators to remain in the field. My blog, book, podcast, courses and instructional materials are geared towards empowering teachers (and those that lead them) to receive the support needed to grow and thrive today, tomorrow and always.

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