Students Say the Darndest Things

I am so very thankful that one post I created a few months back showcasing the humor of my kiddos has turned in to an entire series on my blog. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy hearing them in the moment and rushing to a piece of paper to jot…

Spring Break was refreshing for all of us, wasn’t it? Apparently it was very relaxing for the kiddos, as they came back as humorous as ever. Generally it takes a few weeks to a month to collect funny comments for the next post in this series; but not this time! In ONE day I had…

I am blessed to write another funny post in dedication to the many funny kiddos I come across each day- YOU make my job worth it a million times over! [See previous Students Say the Darndest Things here- Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5]  Setting the Stage: As a student was gathering…

It’s that time again! What brings me the most joy at my job is my relationships with students. Often times, these relationships offer nuggets of humor that brighten my day. [Stop by to read Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, and Volume 4!] Below is the latest compilation of my students’ humor: T: The character…

The best part of my job is having a good time with my kids! When I forget all the stress of my job, and really connect with my kids as people- man, they are funny! Here is the latest collection of hilarious comments. [click to read Volume 1, Volume 2 and Volume 3] Cute One…

Time for my third edition of “Students Say the Darndest Things!” (See Volume 1 and 2 for additional laughs!) As always, these are phrases I catch coming from my own students’ mouths! Section One: No background knowledge needed! 1) T: How are you? / S: The real question is, how are YOU?! 2) S: These eye…

[See original post here] One of the greatest things about being a teacher is that I get to witness students being hilarious on a daily basis. It usually comes at the most inopportune or unexpected time, which of course makes it all the more funny! They make each day worth it! Below is my latest…

My students crack me up on a daily basis. I rarely have time to stop and write down what they say, but over time I have collected a few of their funny comments. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do (especially on a bad day!): Students had to create their own holiday.…