Students Say the Darndest Things- Volume 7
Spring Break was refreshing for all of us, wasn’t it? Apparently it was very relaxing for the kiddos, as they came back as humorous as ever. Generally it takes a few weeks to a month to collect funny comments for the next post in this series; but not this time! In ONE day I had an entire post written!! (Yes, I spent the day laughing hysterically!)
A Little Background Needed:
- (After recess) S: I have sweat stains now. Want to see?
- (After jumping to high five our extremely tall cafeteria monitor) S: “You want to know something? My legs never fail me”
- (During Guided Reading Groups) T: Can you give me a synonym for the word “mad”? S: pissed?
- (When correcting a students paper I noticed they wrote “trapt” for “trapped”.) T: What happens to words in the past? S: They get erased?
- (When teaching about government services and the importance that each job plays in our everyday life) T: What would happen without trash pick up? What would the result be? S: It would pile up in your own yard. (Another) S: No! Just put it in someone else’s!
- (While walking in from recess I overhear something) S: Love you, love you, love you! T: Did you really just say “I love you” to her? S: I may or may not have a secret crush. T: Well I don’t think its a secret now!
- (A child was following me around copying everything I said) T: My name is Caleb and I am being annoying. S: My name is… uh WAIT! (another) S: My name is Ms. Schultek and I’m 86 years old. #touche
One Liners:
- S: The girls chased me all recess. T: Why is that? S: It’s bc I’m good looking.
- (different) S: I am hot in so many ways!
- S: I have a very important question to ask you…do you know the muffin man?
Which comment was your favorite? Have any to add to this post- share below!